What's Mitt got up his sleeve?

Apparently, Mitt Romney is a big fan of last year’s The Prestige In a recent interview on CNBC’s Kudlow & Company Mitt outdid even the great magician’s of the past. He successfully made Senator Larry Craig (R-IDAHO), NOT GAY senator and Mitt Romney supporter, disappear and replaced him with Bill Clinton.

The Pledge: The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object and asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real.

Kudlow:”… Mr. Craig’s one of your Senate leaders. I believe he was your Idaho state chairman. What is your comment on the Craig problem, sir?”

Gov. Romney: “…Very disappointing. He’s no longer associated with my campaign, as you can imagine. ”

The Turn: The magician takes the ordinary and makes it do something extraordinary.

Kudlow: “…Mr. Craig was forced to deny having sex with pages. Isn’t this the sort of thing that reminds us all of the Mark Foley (R-FL) episode last fall, before the elections, that was devastating to the Republicans?”

Gov. Romney: “Yeah, I think it reminds us of Mark Foley and Bill Clinton. I think it reminds us of the fact that people who are elected to public office continue to disappoint…”

Now you’re looking for the secret.. but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back.
That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call The Prestige.

KUDLOW: Governor, if there were a President Romney, and you heard this, and your staff briefed you on some of the past allegations and charges, and there seems to be something of a cover-up, a silence on this with regard to Craig, would you not call for him to resign from the Senate?

Gov. ROMNEY: If–you know, I don’t know the circumstances right now of his setting, and so I really can’t call–make that call without having reviewed it, Larry. I will review that, and we’ll give you a call on that. I certainly felt that Bill Clinton shouldn’t have stayed in office. But you know, with regards to this setting, why, we’ll take a close look at it.

KUDLOW: Actually, on that Clinton point, you threw Clinton in with the Craig episode and the Mark Foley episode. Could you just expand a little bit on that for us, sir?

Gov. ROMNEY: I’m not sure I need to. I think we’ve all heard the story about Bill Clinton and the fact that he let us down in his personal conduct with a–with a White House intern. And that strikes me as another one of these extraordinary acts of falling short of what America would expect of elected officials, particularly one who should be held to a higher standard.

You really have to stand up and applaud the guy. A member of his party, with a history of allegations that include public fellatio, cocaine use and sex with male teenage congressional pages, is accused of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom (AGAIN!) and he turns it to a discussion of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. He even gets the interviewer to head down that road with him. Brilliant!

Transcript of Mitt Romney on CNBC’s Kudlow & Company

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Spaghettification!!!!

I just realized that I haven’t successfully completed and published a post in quite a while. I think I’ll have to get more disciplined about this whole thing.

Well, here it is the start of a new week and my kids will be off to school soon. Yet it’s me that has learned stuff already today.

I used to be a huge fan of Slacker Astronomy. Then, around the time the reorganized into Slackerpedia Galactica and Dr. Pamela Gay moved on to Astronomy Cast with Frasier Cain, publisher of The Universe Today, my ADD kicked in and I wandered away to any of the other 50 podcasts I seem to be subscribed to.
Well, this morning, I decided to get a little smarter and was paid off handsomely. Not only did I thoroughly enjoy the episode on the Planet Mercury, I then listened to the prior episode on tidal forces. Which was totally cool. Especially, since I found out that the stretching that occurs when the gravitational pull on one end of an object is greater than at the other is called, get this, Spaghettification. Now, as you’re sliding into the Black Hole and your feet are stretching away into infiinity, you can look down and think, “Gee, I’m Spaghettifying!” How cool is that?

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How do you save the world?

I was recently forwarded Bill Gates’ speech from the Harvard Commencement from a friend.

This friend and I have a friendly back and forth about Mr Gates. I, as a consultant and systems developer, have a great disdain for Microsoft products and predatory business practices. My friend, as a researcher in the field of public health, has great respect for Mr. Gates since his foundation picked up the funding for Johns Hopkins to continue the work of the excellent nutrition research she participated in for more than a decade in Nepal.

I have to admit, this was a great speech and I will grant her that Bill Gates has, after many years of predatory business practices that have made his extremely mediocre product ubiquitous and garnered him a fat butt-load of cash, grown into a force for positive change to be reckoned with.

He did have one particularly salient point, I thought. The marketing of the “Tragedy Du Jour” does distract us from the protracted, less sexy, problems that don’t go away and confront a much greater portion of the world population.

Recently, I came in contact with a group of people putting a great deal of effort into raising money and awareness for a pretty rare disease that took the life of a peer. This was an understandable response to tragic loss and it demonstrates the esteem in which this individual was held. I did, however, step back and consider why put such care and energy into a disease that takes the lives of less than 300 people a year when there are other problems equally deserving of those resources that could help many more people.

I think we respond very well with a great deal of caring and sacrifice to problems that are immediate and important, like a Hurricane, a Tsunami, or a Bridge Collapse. It is in the interstices of these that most of us are cast adrift, waiting for the evening news to bring us our next cause.

I’m going to try to make my giving more considered and consistent, now that I think of it.

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Bush quotes relating to religion

I don’t know which disturbs me more, that so much of his understanding of the world is based on mythology or that much of the time he makes no sense at all.

The word according to Dubya: 50 religious insights from George Bush Collected from: Dubya Speak

Most Frightening: “I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, ‘George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan’. And I did. And then God would tell me ‘George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq’. And I did. ” Sharm el-Sheikh August 2003

Most Obtuse: “I don’t think you order suiciders to kill innocent men, women, and children if you’re a religious person. ” Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, Jul. 14, 2004

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By the numbers

Last night while stretching before Karate, the conversation turned to the situation in Iraq (as it often does). I made the gruesome, and probably tasteless, joke that at least the travesty we’ve created there can’t go on forever. Since the civil war, our actions and the ramifications to health and welfare will decimate the population to the point where there’s no one left to fight. To this a friend, more knowledgeable and cynical than I, replied, “How do you know that the birthrate is below the death rate?” I don’t.

Today, I read the following headline, “US-led forces killed 32 suspected militants in a raid on the Sadr City district of eastern Baghdad, the US military said today.” Thirty two dead on suspicion.?  Why is it that we don’t react to this? Apparently, 9 civilians were also killed, although it may not have been important enough to distinguish if they were part of the 32 or additional.

I don’t remove myself from the callous crowd, I feel like I’m just as bad. I’m just popping my head up to look around.

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Thanks for all the fish…

Sometimes you read something and your mouth just hangs open. It just takes you by surprise and then sits on you kind of stunned. I’ve always thought that Douglas Adams’ estimation of dolphin intelligence was probably bang on, but this article shows just how well they can reason. This article may be a bit dated, but not being a marine mammal expert it was new to me.

Deep Thinkers

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